Corrupt-a-Wish

[montanamd]

granted, but your computer is now dead.

I wish I had a guide for the whoop a$$ tour

 

[lil sis]

Granted but it is written in Chinese.
I wish it wasn't raining.

 

[montanamd]

Granted, rain turned into blizzard.

Wish I wasn't go darn tired.

 

[augk]

granted geneticists clone you so you can play and the clone can work but you get all the money.

I wish I could have a big party for all my SB buddies.

 

[montanamd]

Granted, but the entire sb community shows up.

I wish AUGK would have a clambake.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but augk is to busy to really enjoy himself and montanamd keeps getting the hiccups

I wish lil sis brought an extra can of whoop a$$ so she can scare the hiccups out of montanamd

 

[augk]

:l:granted montana gets so scared she pukes clams and lobster all over ohm

I wish ohm had his mouth closed when montana puked:l:

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you were speaking to me at the time.

I wish augk breath wasn't so terrible...

 

[Abidon]

Granted but his body odor is even worse.

I wish someone else would mow my lawns.

 

[montanamd]

granted, goat will arrive tomorrow

I wish I thought of something before I posted