Corrupt-a-Wish

[montanamd]

Granted, I saw them laugh till they peed themselves.

I wish more people were awake to post.

 

[AXL72]

Granted, I saw them laugh till they peed themselves.

I wish more people were awake to post.

Granted, but its me

I wish montanamd were at the south pole when the peeing took place. Much more interesting when the pee freezes.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but montanamd was busy so you had to take her place

I wish AXL72 will wear depends

 

[wstein]

granted, but sand shaker has to change them

I wish sand shaker had more storage space for the used depends

 

[lil sis]

Granted but it is the trunk of your car.
I wish I hadn't gotten burnt at the recent Venice dive.

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but instead you broke your pink mask.

I wish Lil Sis wasn't so sad.

 

[wstein]

granted she is cheerful instead

I wish lil sis was so darn tooting cheerful

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but now she's really annoyed.

I wish Lil Sis would find a happy medium.

 

[wstein]

granted, but she needs a can opener to get that happy medium

I wish she had a can opener

 

[AXL72]

granted, but she opens the wrong can

I wish the cans were labeled