Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but they are labeled in German.

I wish people could understand the can labels.

 

[augk]

Bewilligt aber jetzt können niemand sie lesen

Ich hoffe, daß jemand dieses verstehen kann

 

[montanamd]

granted, however no speaks the language anymore

wish I learned how to wind surf

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted , but lil sis still opens a can of whoop a$$ on everyone who annoys her

I wish I could sell the tickets to the " lil sis and scubjess " whoop a$$ spectical...

 

[dive bandit]

Granted, but you'd be overbooked and can watch it yourself.

I wish I had front row tickets to whoop a$$ spectical.......

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you are seated between to Bubba and Jimmy Jo Billy Bob who are arch enemies of each other. Bubby is cheering for Scuba Jess while Jimmy Jo Billy Bob is pulling for MontanaMD

I wish dive bandit doesn't get his teeth knocked in when these two Good ole boys go at it....

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, instead of knocked out they get knocked up and have twins named Bubba Bob and Hana Montana..

I wish I knew who all these people you speak of..

 

[augk]

granted your hypnotised and all of these peoples info is implanted to your own memory

I wish I wasn't having a total recal flash back (is their diving on mars now?)

 

[lil sis]

Granted but now you can no longer flash back to what you did 5 minutes ago.
I wish that I had another can of whoop a$$ and had not used my last can on Wstein.

 

[dive bandit]

Granted but you've no way of opening it.

I wish that I could see into the future