Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted but you are only allowed to go to 10' for 5 min

I wish augk gets to do more than 1 dive in Cuba

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted but he surfaces inside the fence at Gitmo.

I hope they release him

 

[dive bandit]

Granted, he's released into communist Cuba.

I wish the viz in Missouri was like in the Caribbean

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, it's because it was drained.

I wish ppl would stop draining the drink

 

[dive bandit]

granted, butnow it's backed up your sewer

I wish for longer bottom times

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, but all his air refills are tainted with Cuban cigar smoke and augk gets addicted to cigars and then gets locked up abroud for trying to smuggle cuban cigars.

I wish augk doesn't have to be in a cuban jail for the rest of his life..

 

[Abidon]

Gratned, a Turkish prison it is.

I wish augk gets three square meals a day.

 

[dive bandit]

Granted, but the square meals consist of one saltine cracker, one slice of processed cheese, and a kids juice box.

I wish augk wasn't too hungry.

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, aug had stomach stapled and is full after consuming cheese and crackers(which by the way would be considered Square meal, )..

I wish dive bandit didn't have to go to Cuba to rescue aug..

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, augk tunnels out of Turkey and finds out he was actually on a Realiality Show called "Bubba's Playmate"

I wish augk would stop talking funny...