Corrupt-a-Wish

[TishaDee]

You'll get the deal of a lifetime on the purchase of one of those mad cow steaks.

I wish I had gills.

 

[augk]

granted but you now live in a fish bowl owned buy a little red monster named ELMO

I hope Tishsa Dee likes swimming in circles

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, she likes it to the point of getting sick, and then passes out!

I hope someone is there to rescue Tishsa..

 

[TishaDee]

Thanks guys! I wish you both are there to keep me company!

 

[dive bandit]

granted, but neither of them can stop talking

I hope Tisha has ear plugs

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but they are inserted backwards so everything is louder

I wish the world worked the way I want it to....

 

[augk]

Granted but your not on earth now to benefit from it you've been sent to the moon to to work on the first inter stellar photovoltaic array to provide earth with energy you are indefinitely stationed their.

I wish they would build a pool on the moon so Ohm could go diving.

 

[dive bandit]

granted, but there's not enough water to fill it.

I wish I had a pool deep enough to dive in.

 

[Veronica]

granted but it's 6' dia and 20' deep
I wish I was on vacation

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you have to stay with Jughead & Moose

I wish evryone gets the Archie reference