Corrupt-a-Wish

[treasurehunter]

Granted now you love being in a podunk third world factory town in the middle of a 6 week business trip so much that that is all you want to do for the rest of your life.

i wish roko dosn't ask me to join him in his new found joy.

 

[augk]

Granted He doesn't ask you, you volunteer and discover the podunk springs and go diving but during the dive you discover it's not a spring at all it's the run off from the podunk zoo.

I hope treasurehunter and Roko can get that smell off their gear.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but the gear is completely destroyed by the soap they use...

I wish they do not ask to borrow my gear...

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted we don't borrow your gear but use your credit card to buy all knew state of the art gear.

i wish ohm does'nt have to sell all his gear to pay the credit card statement.

 

[augk]

granted he takes a second job as an escort for senior ladies and they just love that red hair and dimples it reminds them of their grand son.

I wish everyone posting today was diving instead

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, everyone is diving except you, because you have to babysit for everyone who has kids.

I wish Steve wouldn't pull all his hair out.

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted instead steve pulls out all his credit cards and buys JM all the diving gear she desires.

I wish JM would send me some of the gear.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you look silly in pink and a womens BCD

I wish all the senior citzen old ladies would stop naming me in thier wills...

 

[augk]

Granted they just keep putting your name and number up in the AARP classifieds section.

I hope ohm doesn't get sick from the smell of mothballs and Ben gay.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he gets addicted to the smell and ends up dating old ladies to get his fix.

I wish I had enough money to buy stock in mothballs and Ben Gay.