Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted, but ohm find the cure (replacement) for his addiction in old cars and smurf outfits

I wish I wasn't so blue....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, you are now pink.

I wish everyone wouldn't giggle and point at ohm when they look at him.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, they throw money at him while the the young hotties proprosition him


I wish I had time to relax

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, you are now rehabilitating in a hospital from the "love diseases" the young hotties gave you.

I wish ohm realized that there's a reason why only "certain types" of females make him propositions.

 

[augk]

Granted and he now knows why he needs to go to FL to visit JM

I hope ohm has a safe trip.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, Ohm trips over a safe and sprains his buttocks, and JM has to push him around in a wheelchair during the entire trip.

I wish Ohm's sprained butt wasn't such a pain in everyone else's.

 

[augk]

granted ohm is back home safe and sound

I wish DiverBry wasn't afraid of coconuts

 

[Bryan]

granted ohm is back home safe and sound

I wish DiverBry wasn't afraid of coconuts

Granted, he is now afraid of politicians, and his left eye twitches whenever he sees a political advertisement.

I wish it weren't an election year...

 

[augk]

granted earth falls through a worm hole and goes back in time 2.5 years

I hope DiverBry is ready for sleepless nights

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he enjoys watching "Into the Blue" and "Open Water" over and over every night without interruption.

I wish diving was free and equipment inexpensive.