Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted you are free diving with no equipment...

I wish some one would explain why I needed to break my buttocks, hell it was already cracked.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted.....you broke your buttocks because that's what you landed on, silly boy!

I wish ohm would get some smarts.

 

[augk]

granted ohm goes to the movie theater and sees the new get smart movie JM plays 99

I hope ohm doesn't mind JM calling him Max

 

[ohmdiver]

granted I'm good with it....

I wish Steve would go diving...

 

[augk]

Granted I will be inflating my kids pool this weekend and going diving with mermaids.

I hope king Triton doesn't get mad.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he gets furious and pokes Steve in the butt with his trident.

I wish Steve and ohm would stop comparing butt scars.

 

[augk]

granted they go diving instead.

I hope JM survives the rest of the school year .

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted.....my brain fries out so badly that I actually enjoy what I'm doing and wish it would never end.

I wish the men in white coats would stop following me around with stray dog nets and big needles.

 

[Clammy]

Granted.....my brain fries out so badly that I actually enjoy what I'm doing and wish it would never end.

I wish the men in white coats would stop following me around with stray dog nets and big needles.

Granted, you are now trapped in a padded white room with them so they no longer need to follow you around.

I wish I could find a g/f that loves to be in the water as much as I do!

 

[augk]

granted her name is dorthy she is a gold fish.

I hope clams and fish get along.