Corrupt-a-Wish

[snowtiger]

i wish for word peace! HA!

 

[Clammy]

i wish for word peace! HA!

Granted, but only after the total devastation of Word War III!!

I wish dolphins would dive with me!

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED but they mistake you for a shark and beat the crap out of you

I wish Clammy doesn't leave a toxic slick from his dolphin beating....

 

[augk]

granted he leaves only bubbles from his damaged gear the dolphins left him with.


I hope clammy doesn't get swept up in a tuna net diving with dolphins
the cans say dolphin safe ........not diver safe

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted he escapes the net because clammy gets beat up by the tuna first and has to swim away before the fishing boats come.

i wish clammy would get out of the water before some other type of fish beat him up again.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted Clammy manages to find an island and gets out of the water moments before he is attacked by anchovies...

I wish the Clammy Island cannibles don't enjoy fish tenderized diver....

 

[augk]

Granted the natives are friendly vegetarians but they have no communications to the outside world so clammy has to go home by outrigger canoe.

I hope clammy makes it home.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he makes it home... to LOST island.

I wish the island were a giant spaceship...

 

[augk]

granted but you didn't hear the announcement for final take off and are wondering how you are going to get back to earth.

i wish i had my own space ship

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but it's 4" long, and you're not allowed to play with matches to light it off.

I wish Steve would grow up.