Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted, but ihm lives in a trailer and has to park it at the top of a very steep hill

I wish I could afford lake front property....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you now live on 3-mile island.

I wish ohmdiver's gauges didn't glow so brightly!

 

[ohmdiver]

GRANTED OHM HAS MORPHED HIS OWN GILLS AND NO LONGER NEEDS GAUGES

I wish I could get rid of the extra eye on my forehead though....

 

[augk]

Granted diverbry sends you $20.00 worth of Clearasil zit cream.

I hope ohm doesn't try electroshock therapy to get rid of his third eye.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Ohm will not do that again....

I wish I knew someone who wanted my home electroshock therapy kit...

 

[augk]

Granted home shopping network wants to buy one million of them to sell on TV but your product demonstration goes wrong and you erase your memory of the transaction. But you got a really good deal on a home electroshock therapy machine on HSN for19.99 to help you remember something?

I wish I could remember how I got here to SB.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted... but you have to pay them 1.5 million dollars to take it...

I wish I knew what I am gonna do with the $1.5 mil that I got from ohm???????

 

[sandshaker]

dang I got the SLOWS 2 day ..... slipsies...

 

[augk]

dang I got the SLOWS 2 day ..... slipsies...

OHM will tell you where you can get a good deal on an electroshock device to speed you up.

I hope it works for you Sandshaker

 

[Bryan]

Unfortunately, when Sand tries to contact Ohm, he was in the middle of a memory restoration therapy session, and because Ohm doesn't conduct electricity very well, he heated up and was glowing red.

I wish Sand could reach the plug in time before Ohm melts...