Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, you now are a dumpster diver.

I wish JM were more specific with her request...

 

[AXL72]

Granted, you now are a dumpster diver.

I wish JM were more specific with her request...

granted...but now her requests end in "....go to hell"


I wish vadar trimmed something other than a golfball with a ding in it for a bush sculpture.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted he trims a x-wing fighter then destroys it with his light saber...

I wish the Star Wars would end already....

 

[augk]

granted but the force will not be with you

i wish i had a light saber to do away with evil doers

 

[AXL72]

granted, but u poke your eye out with it.

I wish light sabers came with appropriate warning labels

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but it's written in a galactic language.


I wish I could lose weight without dieting.....".....go to hell." (per ALZ72)

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted but after every bite of food you say "go to hell"

I wish for every pound JM looses i get one million dollars

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but you have to go to hell to get it.

I wish TH had a/c in Hell

 

[augk]

Granted but it's run by a stationary bike powered by you.:redhot:

I hope jupitermermaid loses the weight she wants peddling the bike

 

[Bryan]

Granted but it's run by a stationary bike powered by you.:redhot:

I hope jupitermermaid loses the weight she wants peddling the bike

Granted, but it was your scuba weights that she lost.

I wish augk wasn't bobbing like a cork at the beginning of the dive...