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Granted but your wetsuit wont shrink so alaskadiver lends you hers
I wish my truck got 50 mpg
 
Granted but your wetsuit wont shrink so alaskadiver lends you hers
I wish my truck got 50 mpg


Granted, but it's the size of a power wheel.

I wish one weekday a week, I got paid to continue my diving education.
 
Granted, Jmermaid now has a 30min prepaid phone and dives one shore dive a year.

I wish my wetsuit would shrink with me as I lose weight so that I don't have to buy another one!

Granted Except it shrinks each time it gets wet.

I wish to have enough vacation time to travel to Cairo to dive the Nile.
 
granted but your gear and all your luggage is stolen at the airport along with your c card and dive log so no shop will even rent you gear.

I wish I could be sitting and enjoying the view seen in my avatar in person.
 
granted but your gear and all your luggage is stolen at the airport along with your c card and dive log so no shop will even rent you gear.

I wish I could be sitting and enjoying the view seen in my avatar in person.

Granted, you now are sitting an enjoying the view seen in your avatar in PRISON...

I wish Alcatraz wasn't so lonely these days...
 
granted you have the company of ohm while you are there.

I hope the celtics beat the cavs
 
granted, but they are thrown in jail for assault and battery for 20 years.


I wish all you guys would stay out of so much pee, poop, and trouble!

Granted, but now the issue is alien abduction and prodding.

I wish Vader would have offered cookies...then i would join him.
 
Granted but Yoda licks all distributed cookies

I wish I was eating Ribs for supper tonight insted of boiled ham and veggies
 
Granted, but they're lizards ribs and not very filling or tasty.

I wish the end of the school year would get here quick so I could enjoy summer break....by diving!!!
 

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