Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted it reaches to 150 degrees F

I wish I was divin' right ..............................................................Now

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but you are limited to the depth of your tub

I wish Sand's cats weren't looking at her like thier next meal....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, her cats are now transported to a far away country where they are on the menu, instead.

I wish her cat's didn't look so delicious to so many...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted now everyone thinks her cats look tasty

I wish I was in New orleans....without the Tom Waits lyrics stuck in my head....

 

[augk]

Granted now it's when the saints come marching in as you stroll down Bourbon st.

I wish I lived in FL

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you are 100 years old and can only drool

I wish Steve enjoys his jello with fruit in it....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the fruit is full of cat hairs and he keeps coughing up furballs in his drool.

I wish my cats would stop looking at me as if they knew they were being made brunts of jokes.

 

[augk]

Granted but now they just poop and pee all over you house while your not looking to get back at you for making jokes about them.

I hope Jupiter mermaid doesnt sit in any surprise packages left by her cats.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted they tell you via email

I wish JMaid would realize the gold she has by having cats that can email

 

[sandshaker]

oops ........