Corrupt-a-Wish

[augk]

Granted steve is and he's floating out to sea.

I wish I could see into the future

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the vis is low and the only future you see is 10 ft in front of you (or 20 min. in land time).

I wish there was better vis or augk.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Steve can see 20/20 but only while standing in a cave full of bat guano

I wish augk (aka- Steve) wasn't so stinky

 

[Bryan]

Granted, now everyone doesn't have a nose.

I wish folks' eyeballs wouldn't pop out when they sneeze now...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, no one ever sneezes again

I wish bry would pay his debt in LP2PW$20

 

[augk]

granted he will send it to you in pennies from the floor of my bat cave

I wish for an endless summer.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but there's hurricanes every week.


I wish Steve lived in beautiful, sunny Fl. (ahem, like I do....not rubbing it in, of course ) where it seems summer IS endless.

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted he lives in your bathroom and never flushes the toilet and uses your towles for toilet paper.

I wish JM would get some air freshner spray.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but Steve is allergic to it, so he moves into TH's bathroom and continues with his bad habits.

I wish TH was more choosy in who he allows to live in his bathroom.

 

[treasurehunter]

granted so steve will move to omh's bathroom

i wish JM will send omh her air freshenner spray