Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted but you are payed once a year and it is in the form of unused Hillary Campain posters

I wish the voices in my head would sleep at the same time as I do.....

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but when there awake they scream so loud I can even hear them...

I wish those voices would SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the voices are now replaced by rocks, which rattle around like a shaker stick, and when you go diving, everyone thinks you're signaling them.

I wish sharks weren't so attracted to the sound...

 

[AXL72]

Granted, but now all the sharks are repelled by it...straigh to you.

I wish my boss wasn't such an @$$.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, now you no longer have a boss....

I wish AXL72 finds a new job to support his diving habit......

 

[Clammy]

granted, now you no longer have a boss....

I wish AXL72 finds a new job to support his diving habit......

Granted, but the new job only supports one dive a year.

I wish I didn't feel so crappy right now.

 

[augk]

granted you just look like crap so everyone you see asks if you are alright

I wish i could have bought a new computer at the dive shop today instead of just dreaming about it

 

[AXL72]

granted you just look like crap so everyone you see asks if you are alright

I wish i could have bought a new computer at the dive shop today instead of just dreaming about it

granted...but now you champion the cause and flash the new computer in front of all your friends, saying, "Be it...don't dream it" in a very lispy voice. Quote from the movie, Party Monster


I wish that one dive a year is a good one.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but it is short

I wish the party never ended....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but all the food and beverages are gone.

I wish Ohm would go shopping and replenish our goodies.