Corrupt-a-Wish

[augk]

Granted you will traveling in his place and go to Uranus to get certified for him.
because someone once said: (the Buddy System works every where!!!)

I wish it wasn't going to rain this Saturday during my kids soccer game.

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted but the game will be played on the planet uranus and while your there you get advanced certified for me so i can dive in other universes also.

I wish i could travle anywhere through space at the snap of my fingers.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the material your universal c-card is made of burned your fingers badly and you can no longer snap them.

I wish the thought of Ohm in my shower would go away.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, Ohm is now sitting in your living room wearing nothing but a towel, cowboy boots and a smile

I wish jupiter's room mate would stop hitting me......

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, the cats have taken over and are clawing you to sheds because you smell like fresh fish to them.

I wish Ohm would stop bleeding all over my pretty floor tile.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted I am bleeding all over your guest towels...


I wish I wasn't so fond of cats....with garlic

 

[augk]

Granted now your favorite dish is rocky mountain oysters with garlic

I wish I had unlimited free air fills

 

[AXL72]

[-]granted...but now u r fond of Bry's with onion breadth[/-]

granted, but u have to drive to key west to get them

I wish the democrats would just make up their mind and pick a candidate

 

[augk]

granted but it is still a lose lose lose situation so Ross Perot buys the presidency.

I wish I could go to Invade The Keys

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but everyone else decided to move the event to Invade West Palm Beach instead so you're there alone.

I wish everyone who dived would respect and take care of the underwater world.