Corrupt-a-Wish

[augk]

granted but he buys it from a black market grocery store and everyone gets food poisoning

I wish my new born would sleep through the night.

 

[Clammy]

granted but he buys it from a black market grocery store and everyone gets food poisoning

I wish my new born would sleep through the night.

Granted, but you still can't sleep through the night.

I wish I had a flux capacitor to time travel with!

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the wish grantor has bad hearing and thought you asked for a T-Rex captor, and he's hungry!

I wish Clammy had better taste in traveling companions.

 

[augk]

granted but now he has nowhere to go and no one to go with.

I wish my dive magazine subscriptions would renew for free.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, buy from ScubaToys and they'll comp you a scuba mag (for real).

I wish I lived in SE Florida...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but because of global warming SE Fla, is now a dessert and the closet diving is in upstate ny


I wish bry would stop trying to dive in the my yard....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he now swims in your bathtub.

I wish Ohm would take a shower more often....he's beginning to get ripe.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is your shower and only while you are in it (the Buddy System works every where!!!)

I wish Jupitermermaid would stop screaming every time she thinks about having to take a shower with me.....

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted,so she now boinks you on the head with a baseball bat every time she thinks of taking a shower with you.

I wish to dive on another planet where man has not been to pollute, with beautiful undisturbed reefs.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you must 1st be a certified distant planet diver

I wish th didn't have to travel so far to get certified.....