Corrupt-a-Wish

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but Augk has allergic reactions to cheese.

I wish I could lose 20 lbs of fat overnight.

 

[Clammy]

Granted, but you can also gain 20 lbs of fat overnight.

I wish all the tasty unhealthy food was low calorie and low fat.

 

[DJ Johnny Mac]

Granted, but now it tastes like crap

Wish gas prices would come down

 

[augk]

granted but your electric bill goes up
I wish my house would paint itself.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but it's a slimy green color and all the neighbor's are complaining.

I wish we didn't need sleep to function properly.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but now you must hang upside down for 18 hours a day to function for an hour

I wish I had a better job...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you now are a beer taste-tester.

I wish Ohm didn't get in trouble for not drinking on the job...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Ohm is promoted because only incompentant employees are rewarded....

I wish my real world job and headaches wouldn't effect my wishes in this thread...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they affect everyone else's wishes.

I wish I had a red stapler...

 

[augk]

granted but you dont have the right staples for it

I wish I could make a living being on scuba board.