Corrupt-a-Wish

[augk]

Granted but now you have a sever foot fungus problem.
I wish i didn't have to go cut the lawn.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, you have to give me a pedicure instead.

I wish augk would stop dry heaving over my toes.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted augk is now dry heaving from a new strain of virus from his toilet bowl pool

I wish augk didn't look so drained....

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted,so you can be drained in his place.

I wish i had three wishes that nobody can corupt

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but they can be corruptted by anyone....

I wish that there was less voices in my head....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, now you hear a constant thundering ringing instead

I wish we had better candidates to choose from for president.

 

[augk]

Granted unfortunately its in another dimension that has no water.
I wish I had a bigger lawn mower.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but it's a push mower and takes you twice as long to mow the lawn.

I wish diving wasn't so expensive.

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted,diving is free anyways, but the equipment and charters cost you one million dollars.

I wish my job was diving in tropical waters

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the tropical waters are now too polluted to dive in, so you're on unemployment.

I wish people would stop polluting our waters.