Corrupt-a-Wish

[Theunis]

Granted, but now you have to serve time due to the destruction of the vinyl memorabilia.

I wish sea lice didn't leave such itchy bites on people.

Granted, but the consequent warts are worse!

I wish Jessica Alba was my dive buddy.

 

[augk]

granted thirty years from now

I wish I could fly

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted, but as soon as you start flying you get sucked through a jet engine.
I wish i could grant myself as many wishes as i please.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but none of your wishes are pleasing.

I wish I would win a free dive vacation.

 

[Clammy]

Granted, but none of your wishes are pleasing.

I wish I would win a free dive vacation.

Granted, but it's in your bath tub.

I wish I had 3 months of vacation a year.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but it is 30 degrees out with 70 mile per hour wind the whole time.

I wish I didn't have to do yard work this weekend!!

 

[augk]

granted but you have to paint the house instead
I wish I had a boat

 

[Dsix36]

Granted, and it just fits in the kitchen sink!!!

I wish that all the homeless animals were adopted by loving homes.

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted, but you are the only loving home on the planet and your home is a one bedroom.

I wish i could feul up my truck with air instead of gas.

 

[augk]

granted but you must move to Iceland
I wish my kids would clean up their own mess.