Corrupt-a-Wish

[jupitermermaid]

Ewwwww! Granted, Clammy found a new job and ditched his gear in DiverBry's yard. He can't find where Clammy put it, so the smell is getting riper and riper.

I wish I knew why all of DiverBry's neighbor's are moving out of the neighborhood.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but if you tell anyone you will suffer the same fate, unless you e-mail every one in the world praising the wisdom of Ohm and his laws...

I wish IR=V less often

 

[augk]

Granted but you must use a candle as your dive light.
I wish it would rain only at night

 

[Clammy]

Granted but you must use a candle as your dive light.
I wish it would rain only at night

Granted, but it rains so much that the days are always flooded and humid.

I wish that I had more hours in a day or more days in the weekend to train and dive!

 

[Theunis]

I wish that I had more hours in a day or more days in the weekend to train and dive!

Granted, but your wife just had a sextuplet and you have to change all their napkins for the next few years.

I wish I was doing Great White shark cage diving now!

 

[Clammy]

Granted, but your wife just had a sextuplet and you have to change all their napkins for the next few years.

I wish I was doing Great White shark cage diving now!

Granted, but the cage is made of fish sticks.

I wish I was in a committed relationship that would lead to me HAVING a wife!

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the cage is made of fish sticks.

I wish I was in a committed relationship that would lead to me HAVING a wife!

Granted, but she just got released from BEING committed, and is a nag, psychotic, and won't let you ever go diving.

I wish Clammy had better taste in women.

 

[ONESPEED]

Granted, but she just got released from BEING committed, and is a nag, psychotic, and won't let you ever go diving.

I wish Clammy had better taste in women.

Granted, now he has the hots for you.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Theunis]

Granted, now he has the hots for you.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you are stuck on a deserted island with Wilson!!

I wish I could break the World Scuba Deep Diving record.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but now you have to serve time due to the destruction of the vinyl memorabilia.

I wish sea lice didn't leave such itchy bites on people.