Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, they start polluting our minds.

I wish, I wish, I were a fish...

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted but all you can eat are worms on a hook

I wish i had a submarine as fast as a jet

 

[augk]

Granted but you are now a cartoon character in a japanese children's cartoon.
I wish I owned a dive charter business.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you now help people find vacations to run down hotels, and offer the very rare PADI Contaminated Dive certification, as you explore the depths of the green swimming pools found in those dives.

I wish I had gills...

 

[DJ Johnny Mac]

granted but you are stuck in Nevada.
Wish I could dive for a living.

 

[DJ Johnny Mac]

Granted but you dive for Roto-Rooter.

Wish someone would keep this thread going

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but you are only allowed to post on odd days, holidays, and on leap year day...

I wish DJ doesn't wait until leap year to check this post...

 

[sandshaker]

Granted but there is no tellin' where it went ...

I wish The Tourist would go some place else!!!!

 

[augk]

granted they all went to your house

I wish I had a PV solar collector for my house.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but you now live on the dark side of the moon....

I wish the moon was made out of cheese for Augk