Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

I wish there was a wish to go with that...

 

[Cave Diver]

*edited due to double post*

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but it's an invisible wish so no one sees it.

I wish DiverBry had wish-ray vision to read the wish with.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now he knows everyone's thoughts as he walks down the street.

I wish DiverBry wasn't so disturbed by everyone's secret thoughts...

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, now DiverBry is just another callous individual walking down the street not caring about life or children or baby ducks or anything else.

I wish Diverbry cared about baby ducks.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, now DiverBry is just another callous individual walking down the street not caring about life or children or baby ducks or anything else.

I wish Diverbry cared about baby ducks.

Granted, he is now obsessed by cute ducks, and wants to share the cuteness with the world (you asked for it, LOL!):

I wish I could love ducks more! :littlesho

 

[wstein]

granted, your arrested for your duck loving

I wish Diver wasn't such a duck perv.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Now Diver isnt such a Ducking Perv, Stein is.

I wish Diver and Stein were more normal.

 

[scubapolly]

Granted. Now you are the pervy freak of the board.

I wish the pervy freaks of the board lived closer so I had more dive buddies.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, now all the pervs that moved to Ohio live so close that they form a wall around your house, and you can't get near any water.

I wish ScubaPolly didn't "bogart" all the pervs.