Corrupt-a-Wish

[Cave Diver]

Granted, he fires you instead so now you have lots of time to go diving.

I wish Sand had extra money to go with the extra time instead of holding a sign "will dive for food"

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. she got paid $100,00,000.00 to hold up the sign, now she invites all her scubaboard compadres to go diving with her ... all expense paid dive trip..

I wish that no one will corupt this wish...

 

[S. starfish]

Granted,.. she got paid $100,00,000.00 to hold up the sign, now she invites all her scubaboard compadres to go diving with her ... all expense paid dive trip..

I wish that no one will corupt this wish...

Granted, however the karmaic (sp?) forces that govern your life can't be considered a person, so when you show up to work naked don't blame me.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[lil sis]

Granted but now you see things you wish you wouldn't
I wish this wasn't such an akward converation

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but now you feel completely natural talking about somebody looking at you with x-ray vision (taniwha looks away).

I wish Diverbry and wstein would get off my back...front...whatever parts of me are still intact!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they step off of your spleen and duodenum, which they were standing upon.

I wish we knew where to put these parts now that we're off them...

 

[wstein]

granted, we put them in Frankenstein 2k6....it is a aaaaaalive!!!!

I wish frankenstein 2k6 wouldn't get hunted down by angry villagers like frankenstein ver. 1 did.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, the angry villagers with torches are after Wstein instead.

I wish Wstein wasn't so flammable...

 

[wstein]

granted, I get a nice new asbestos suit, now I just have to deal with cancer from it

I wish cave wasn't so jealous of my new asbestos suit

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Wstein forgets to wear his undergarments and now he's a bit ummm, irritated by his new suit and Cave isnt jealous of that at all.

I wish Wstein could find someone (not me!) who was willing to apply some soothing lotion to his skin irritation.