Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted and the gator turn eeeeeeevil and eat taniwha

I wish there was more left of taniwha after the gator got through with him

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the parts that were left can't be mentioned in a family forum and were sent to the crime lab for identification.

I hope they can identify Taniwha's remains!

 

[wstein]

they do, but they discover he is the missing link between man and platapus

I wish I spelled platapus right

 

[Bryan]

Granted:

they do, but they discover he is the missing link between man and platypus

I wish I spelled platypus right

I wish I can go diving right now using my minutes-old nitrox certification! Huuah!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but the mixer screws up and gives you 36% helium instead of oxygen. doh!

I wish I didn't hit "Cancel" when I wrote up my trip report blog this morning!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the mixer screws up and gives you 36% helium instead of oxygen. doh!

I wish I didn't hit "Cancel" when I wrote up my trip report blog this morning!

Granted, you hit "OK", but myspace is running so slowly that you still have the progress bar two days later...

I wish ScubaMike's post would finally go through on myspace...

 

[wstein]

granted but it comes up in gibberish, and only the great gibber can deciepher it

I wish I wasn't so tired

 

[radinator]

Granted, you keep going and going and going with batteries up your backside. Now stop that annoying drumming!

Wish I wouldn't procrastinate so much.

 

[wstein]

granted you become so compusive

I wish I didn't have batteries up my backside, so then I could finally stop

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. but then the Gatorade makes Taniwha forget which game he's posting in..

I wish my bosss didn't load these new jobs on me..