Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, you are now a juvenile aboard a junk crossing the sound.

I wish Taniwha knew how to sail a junk and stuff...

 

[wstein]

granted, Taniwha, learns to sell junk everywhere and makes millions, meanwhile Diver gets jealous of Taniwaha junk selling ablities.

I wish I didn't rip my dive bag today.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, your dive bag is fine, but you did rip a nice loud one in the middle of church which caused the candles at the altar to explode.

I wish wstein could find a church where he'd be accepted.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it is a Amish Church...got to dive the tables no fancy computer any more (?)

I wish my dry suit really was dry...

 

[wstein]

granted it is really dry until you have an unfortunate issue with all the gatoraid you drank before diving at 150ft

I wish that church where I ripped one in would let me come back

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But you are now affiliated with the “Rippin one Religion”
All are supposed to “on demand”

I wish the best for wstein in his new "religion"

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, he becomes the best at "Rippin One" his religion has ever seen.

In light of his new religion, I wish he never has an "accident."

 

[Lamnid]

Granted. Now there is someone there all the time to make sure that bad things which happen are planned and not accidental

I wish i could cut the nails of my right hand with my left hand easily.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, now you're left handed and it's much easier to cut the nails on your right hand. Unfortunately, now you can't cut the ones on your left hand...

I wish Wstein would help Lamnid do her nails.

 

[wstein]

granted, i help lamnid do her nails, but cave has collect all the clippings off the floor

I wish sand and cave weren't such outspoken memembers of the rippin one church