Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, lil_sis now dives by braille.

I wish lil_sis had a cool Ray-Charles diving mask... yeah!

 

[wstein]

granted, she has the new cressi tint 1000 ray charles special dive mask....it is soooooooooooo cool that she wears it all the time and is constantly bumping into stuff

I wish lil sis didn't bump into stuff all the time, she has a ton of bruises and is starting to look like she gets picked on by all the bullies at school

(yes diver bry, they can hagis in scotland)

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, her bruises instead come from constantly getting kicked by little girls in pigtails cuz she's wearing a "kick me" sign.

I wish wstein wasn't so mean to put that sign on her.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he puts it on ScubaMike05's BCD during a dive, and everyone's fins start homing in on him

I wish ScubaMike could get away from the fin-fest!

 

[lil sis]

Granted but instead of 'Kick me' the sign says 'eat me' now a ton of sharks are after ScubaMike
I wish the sharks wouldn't eat ScubaMike

 

[scubajoh44]

granted, but they turn on you instead
I wish I could travel free all summer to anywhere I wanted

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted... but you have to ride in the bed of a pickup full of road kill

I wish I wasn't so mean.

 

[Bryan]

Granted you are now the one basking in the road kill.

I wish the road kill wasn't so ripe...

 

[Lamnid]

Granted but now there's feces too!
I wish I owned the entire O'Neill summer line.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but now O'Neill is, like, really "out", and you have a grip of stuff that you can't like even give away, so you have to like move and stuff.

I wish I didn't sound so, like, juvenile, and junk.