Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, I find the swedish bikini team to appoint the soothing lotion

I wish that it wasn't so close to the weekend here.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, the weekend is over and the bikini team is gone.

I wish his bikini team hadn't all been swedish men!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, they were 75-year-old grandmothers who had laid out in the sun all their lives and having many children.

I wish the grandmothers attending to wstein had fewer wrinkles as to not confuse him.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but instead of grandmothers, they are now porcupines appointed to apply the soothing balm, but instead poke so many holes in wstein that he is mistaken for a colander.

I wish wstein wouldn't leak so much when he drinks his beer....

 

[wstein]

granted, instead I leak a lot when I drink tequilla

I wish I could come up with a wish that would keep diver dry from pointing out all my leaks

 

[lil sis]

Granted bit instead I do(*laughs evily*)
I wish my friend would hurry up and call me

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but now he (or she) calls you "late for dinner".

I wish lil sis didn't have such a loud growly stomach.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, she now has a loud growly dog, who eats lil_sis' dinner

I wish lil sis didn't have such a loud growly stomach and dog!

 

[Jcsgt]

Granted.

Lil Sis then comes to live with you.

 

[Taniwha]

Is there a wish that goes with that?