Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, she shares out the pervs to sand and lil sis

I wish I wan't be pick last when polly, sand, and lil sis pick the pervs they want

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are the first pick.

I wish wstein knew what he was getting into, for he would be horrified if he knew...

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, he knows what he's getting into and he goes anyway, because, well because he's a perv!

I wish there weren't so many other pervs around, because I don't feel special anymore.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, everyone is now normal, except for Cave Diver, who now feels pressured to be normal.

I wish Cave Diver would know what he should do quickly because the normal folk are growing restless and are thirsting for the blood of pervs.

 

[scubapolly]

Granted Cave DIver now knows what he wants because he has become a woman.

I wish I was going diving tomorrow at somewhere better than the YMCA.

 

[wstein]

granted, your going diving in the keys, but with me...the king of the pervs

I wish Polly knew what she was getting herself into diving with me.

 

[scubapolly]

Granted, but since I spent the last 2 summers living in the keys I know the local establishments a bit too well, and you know realize that your pervishness pales in comparison to the Keys' locals.

I wish wstein would figure out that the girl he is hitting on at the bar is actually a dude before it is too late.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Wstein realizes his mistake when Polly points out that her previous wish was fulfilled and the girl who used to be a guy is me and she starts hitting on me instead.

I wish Polly would quit hitting on me and turn me back to normal.

 

[Bryan]

Granted. Wstein realizes his mistake when Polly points out that her previous wish was fulfilled and the girl who used to be a guy is me and she starts hitting on me instead.

I wish Polly would quit hitting on me and turn me back to normal.

Granted, Polly turns you back to Normal, Illinois, where you begin to blend in with the locals.

I wish Cave Diver would open up a gym in Normal, Illinois that focuses on crunches... maybe he could call it "Ab-Normal"??

 

[wstein]

granted, he opens it up and doesn't have a single customer...they are all scared alway by the name.

I wish Polly knew that I have spent part of the last 3 summers in the Keys, so I am just as pervy as the locals there. Actually more so, since I was in the Marines for 10 years also.