Corrupt-a-Wish

[scubapolly]

I wish I had known wstein while i was in the keys, because I might have actually enjoyed my nights off

I wish Cave Diver would make up his mind if he wanted to be normal

I wish Polly would quit hitting on me and turn me back to normal.

or special.

I wish there weren't so many other pervs around, because I don't feel special anymore.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Now I feel especially normal.

I wish polly would realize that it's possible to have things both ways.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, now we're cutting taxes and Congress is spending more than ever!

I wish I could eat all I want and loose weight at the same time!

 

[SteFord]

I wish I could eat all I want and loose weight at the same time!

Granted but you have constant projectile diarrhea!I wish for untold wisdom!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you're Solomon.

I wish SteFord didn't think everything was vanity.
(Eccl. 1:2)

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but now he things everything is meaningless.

I wish I had a good dive buddy waiting for me when I move to PA.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but he's getting ready to move to CA.

I wish I could remember why I have 1000' of cat5 cable lying around...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you remember you wanted to put five drops in every room of your house, and begin to do so.

I wish Cave Diver had gone wireless...

 

[scubapolly]

Granted, but since he is DIR, he is all about the redundancy so he is still using the line for back-up.

I wish I knew what a drop was that DiverBry was talking about.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Now Polly is a geek too and knows exactly what a drop is.

I wish Polly wasn't trying to take all of my cat5 cable for her personal use now!