Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, Diverbry's apparent outside form is human, but the "powers-that-be" have made him back into a walrus, and now the walrus community is outraged and have gathered outside your front door and are cr&pping on your lawn.

I wish tehkraken had a landscaper or at least a neighborhood kid dumb enough to shovel walrus waste for $5.00 or so.

Granted, tehkraken hires Taniwha to shovel his mounting walrus wasteland.

I wish Taniwha would shovel faster, they're gaining on him!

 

[lil sis]

Granted but in the rush he falls in the poo and gets a mouthful.
I wish I could go see x men 3 tomorrow

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you forget to stay for the credits afterwards and kick yourself when your friend asks you the next day what you thought of the bonus scene.

I wish lil_sis will stay for the credits afterwards to see the bonus scene.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but the bonus scene is for the new movie "X-rated Men" and lil_sis gets in trouble because she's underage.

I wish DiverBry was in trouble instead of Lil_sis.

 

[lil sis]

Granted and he is grounded from diving for a MONTH! Thanks for taking the slack DiverBry!
I wish I had a horse

 

[wstein]

granted, but now you have to listen to everyone ask your horse why he has such a long face

I wish it was party time !!!!

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But (again) You are buying..

I wish wstein would get going,,,,
from Tampa to PC
is a 6 Hour Drive..:11doh:

 

[lil sis]

Granted but along the way he runs out of gas.
I wish I could go to a Dog Camp with my dog this summer

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But you get fleas and they have to dip you in sulfer.

I wish lil sis would not get fleas.

 

[lil sis]

Granted instead of getting fleas she wins all the contests and wins a paid trip to Hawaii
I wish I didn't have to change my bed right now