Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

granted, now your head is so numb instead that you can't think clearly enough to post.

:lol:

 

[wstein]

granted we now can understand tired gibberish, soon starting a new cult that sits around talking in gibberish and doing nothing else.

I wish it was Sat.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Now it's saturday, but all you want to do is sit around and drink Kool-aid with your new cult buddies and talk gibberish.

O eodk O esdmy om Edyrom'd viay!

 

[sandshaker]

:11doh: I see no wish for me to corrupt??

 

[wstein]

<the cult kidnapps sand and take her off to teach her gibberish, soon she is sitting around drinking kool-aid and talking gibberish with the rest of us>

I wish the holy gibber wouldn't cruise past of us gibbers in his kool-aid red stratch limo

 

[Bryan]

Granted, the holy gibber lurches abruptly in front of your house and kidnaps wstein, too, and makes him translate the GUE training materials into gibber.

I wish wstein could escape before he is asked to help with DIR VII, the Gibber Edition.

 

[wstein]

Too late, I also translate the PADI and NAUI OW and AOW into gibber and do all their dive tables also, pretty soon, gibber is the international language of diving

I wish Diver wasn't so slow at learning gibberish, he really needs to get into diving.

 

[tehkraken]

granted, but he ends up being better than all of you all at talking gibbrish, and all of you are envious of him.

I wish someone woulden't have turned diverbry into a human again........walruses are funny.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, Diverbry's apparent outside form is human, but the "powers-that-be" have made him back into a walrus, and now the walrus community is outraged and have gathered outside your front door and are cr&pping on your lawn.

I wish tehkraken had a landscaper or at least a neighborhood kid dumb enough to shovel walrus waste for $5.00 or so.

 

[Bryan]

granted, but he ends up being better than all of you all at talking gibbrish, and all of you are envious of him.

I wish someone woulden't have turned diverbry into a human again........walruses are funny.

Granted :mooner: