Corrupt-a-Wish

[venturediver]

Granted: but you are required to perform community service by cleaning all of the porta potties at a burrito cooking contest.


I wish I was on vacation already. (7 more days until Cozumel.)

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but you're still feeling the effects of a bad burrito from the contest and spend every dive practicing the warhammer manuever.

I wish TDG a full and speedy recovery.

By the way cave, I have a good friend that lives near Port Arthur. Next time I visit him, we might have to become dive buddies. I've never done a dive in that area.

There is probably a good reason you haven't dove here. Most of our local diving involves long boat rides or low viz shallow lakes. I do more diving in Florida than I do here.

 

[wstein]

Granted she fully recovers and resume an active life of diving again. You however are sentenced to 3 months of porta pottie dutie at all the chilli cookoffs in Tx.

I wish Cave hadn't been in that porta pottie that the kids tipped over and sent tumbling down the hill.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,. It was wstein instead.

I wish wstein wasn't so "BLUE" hahahahahaha

get it

from the dye

in the toilet

do ya get it

never mind....

 

[wstein]

granted, I am a nice tanned flesh color, that blue washed off very quickly

I wish sand was so intimatly knowledgable of the color of porta pottie water

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But she was in denial of her intimate knowledge of the porta pottie water and became a millionaire in the Quattro physics of blue dye # 24.

I wish I had a more interesting job, other than potty water??!!!!

even though it does not pay 1/2 bad!

 

[wstein]

granted you get a job doing research on the internal works of a whales stomach

I wish it was quitting time

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. They say: “you can quite for today, but when you get to work tomorrow, I want you to wear only a kilt with a burger king hat.” You are now to start working at 4:30 eastern time.
And your base pay will start out at $6.00 an hour.

I wish it were Saturday. I am going tubing with some of my old compadres.

 

[freediver]

granted you get a job doing research on the internal works of a whales stomach

I wish it was quitting time

Granted, it is quitting and you abruptly quit. However, you must now accept a job with sandshaker as the sampler of the toilet water she works so diligently on. You become known worldwide as her #2 man.

I wish wstein understood the importance of the job he is doing.

 

[wstein]

Granted,.. They say: “you can quite for today, but when you get to work tomorrow, I want you to wear only a kilt with a burger king hat.” You are now to start working at 4:30 eastern time.
And your base pay will start out at $6.00 an hour.

I wish it were Saturday. I am going tubing with some of my old compadres.

Granted, but due to recent global warming, the rivers all dry up

I wish sand was aware of the impact of blue toilet water on the global weather trends