Corrupt-a-Wish

[tangfish]

Granted, now you find yourself in Thailand having a sex change operation.
I wish I could find my car keys.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. You find your car keys, only to find out someone stole your car.

I wish it was Thursday.

 

[wstein]

Granted it is Thursday and you have to appear in court for your charges of streaking

I wish it wasn't raining

 

[venturediver]

Granted:Instead its 130 degrees in the shade and a bottle of water costs 200 bucks.

I wish I was in the bottled water business and wstein was loaded.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but he's "loaded" with alcohol, not money.

I wish Wstein realized that the reason I wanted it to be Thursday was because my court case was over on Tuesday.

 

[venturediver]

Granted: But Wstein is going by a Babylonian calendar, so its actually still tuesday.


I wish wherever wstein and I are, alcohol is the local currency, so I'm still rich.

 

[venturediver]

By the way cave, I have a good friend that lives near Port Arthur. Next time I visit him, we might have to become dive buddies. I've never done a dive in that area.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted: But Wstein is going by a Babylonian calendar, so its actually still tuesday.


I wish wherever wstein and I are, alcohol is the local currency, so I'm still rich.

Granted, alcohol is the local currency, but you are so drunk you forget why you are there.

I wish someone would help venturediver and wstein to a meeting.

 

[venturediver]

Granted: But its in an airport and we never know it.

I wish drunk nights didnt lead to such painful mornings.

Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to most of life's problems

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but now there is no alcohol left in the world

i wish it was the weekend already