Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, it is now a Viking Pro drysuit.

I wish that Orca would stop chasing ScubaMike with that hungry look in its eye...

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, orca becomes fixated on diverbry's tusk.

I wish I could pinch myself and wake me up from this dream.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you pinch yourself, and awaken in the arms of Anna Nicole Smith.

I wish Sugar Pie would stop staring at ScubaMike...

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, now she's staring hungrily at an overweight walrus who is being chased by an Orca.

I wish Anna Nicole Smith didn't have such a sharp knife and fork.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, she bluggeons the walrus so much that it ruins a nice meal for all.

I wish that walrus didn't bruise easily.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, his skeleton is now made of adamantium and his wounds heal immediately... but this makes him very hungry.

I wish Orcas weren't so tasty...

 

[lil sis]

Granted but now they taste like moldy bread...
I wish Monday would come sooner.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now it is October, and school starts in 5 minutes.

I wish lil sis had studied harder for her midterms...

 

[lil sis]

she does too...(finals were the last 'terms')
I wish I weren't so tired from being at Adventure Island all day...

 

[www.scubamazing.com]

you are so tired, but a sudden insomnia condition overtakes you and you sleep 1 - 2 hours a day is all.

I wish winter was nly 3 weeks long.