Corrupt-a-Wish

[Taniwha]

Granted, but now all the polar bears, fur seals, white foxes, and penguins are huddled around your refigerator.

I wish scubamazing would clean up all the poopie stacking up around his house.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but they ship it to Taniwha's house by mistake.

I wish Taniwha had a bigger pitchfork!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but the pitchfork is for indoor use only.

I wish I had a nice set of darts.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but now DARTS stands for Dynamite Attached Rectally To ScubaMike05.

I really wish I am not around ScubaMike05 when he decides to eat a plate full of baked beans.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, when he explodes he will be around you!

I hope ScubaMike can defuse the :bomb:

 

[wstein]

granted, but he has a bad case of butter fingers and drops it afterwards :bangboom:

I wish my neighbors wireless internet was working.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... but you get the thousand dollar Bill.

I wish my neighbor would quit coming over and bugging me!!!

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, they moved in with you.

I wish I knew where Sandshaker got the cool avatar

 

[wstein]

Granted, she tells you, but then has to kill you

I wish sand shaker didn't go to jail for telling where she got her cool avatar.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, Jcsgt sets her free on her own recognizance.

I wish Mack Diver wasn't dead yet!