Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, he is now so toned that he has to get a wing for his BCD that has 40 pounds of lift to offset the density of his lean muscle mass (riiight...if only)

I wish I had a new wetsuit... my old one is now too big!

 

[lil sis]

Granted but it is now 2 sizes too small
I wish life weren't so complicated

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, life is easier but you are now having trouble with the simplest tasks.

I wish lil_sis could learn how to tie her shoes.

 

[freediver]

Granted, life is easier but you are now having trouble with the simplest tasks.

I wish lil_sis could learn how to tie her shoes.

Granted, she ties them to your earlobes for referring to her as a simpleton.

I wish I knew what the hell a Slitheen was.....and how to get rid of gas!!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, the Tardis materializes nearby and you are given the 411... and you begin to equalize your air spaces involuntarily.

I wish there were no casualties downwind of freediver this time!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, now everybody is putting on their brakes hard so's not to go downwind of freediver. They are stacking up painfully upwind.

I wish freediver had good casualty insurance.

 

[m3830431]

Granted but you can only use it on Wednesdays.

I wish I could dive everyday

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you work for a sewage tank inspection and repair company and do your diving there.

I wish m3830431 hadn't brought his shorty to go diving with in that sewage tank...

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,..he brought yours...


I wish I had another 3 day weekend, this weekend!!!!!

 

[lil sis]

granted but you are not aloud to get out of your bed and you can't watch tv or anything else

I wish I could go ride horses today without having to pay the $25 fee