Corrupt-a-Wish

[freediver]

granted and she convinces them to overthrow you
I wish I never had to go to school again

Granted, thanks to YOUR dogs, schools worldwide are being targeted by demolition terrorist canine packs.

I wish my dog would stop looking at me in that manner.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, your dog begins to fixate on your leg instead.

I wish freediver will not be emotionally scarred from the scene that ensues.

 

[freediver]

Granted, your dog begins to fixate on your leg instead.

I wish freediver will not be emotionally scarred from the scene that ensues.

Granted. The emotions remain intact....... the leg, however, has seen better days.

I wish I understood how DiverBry could be so cold and harsh.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but your mind meld with DiverBry leaves you mentally scarred, like you could afford it.

I wish DiverBry didn't have that effect on people.

 

[lil sis]

Granted her effect is worse.
I wish I could have my own horse.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but it moves out of the way each time you try to mount it.

I wish lil sis would realize DiverBry is a boy

 

[lil sis]

Granted but she already knew that hehehehehe
I wish people would stop harassing me on this thread

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but in a strange twist of fate you become infatuated with wstein.

I wish wstein wasn't so unlucky.

 

[lil sis]

How Mean! I could slap you!
Granted but now you get all his bad luck
I wish there were young divers on this board

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but they are all 10, 11, and 12 years old.

I wish that orange prison garb looked more flattering on lil sis' complexion.