Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

Granted, but you have to shovel all the stalls in your barefeet for 2 weeks to pay for it.

I wish I was diving this weekend instead of moving.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But the place you want to dive is a 2 day drive....
{I can make a rhyme any old time!!)

I wish my power bill wasn't what it was$$$$$$

 

[lil sis]

Granted it's triplw what your'e paying
I wish it was monday the 5th at 3:00 right now

 

[skye]

Granted. But its am not pm.

I wish it was a holiday today.

 

[freediver]

Granted. But its am not pm.

I wish it was a holiday today.

Granted, uhhh no sorry can't be granted. Since it is a holiday, the wish granting machine does not operate due to state and federal regulations.

I wish this "holiday" would end so I could corrupt some more wishes. DOH!!

 

[wstein]

Granted, but so many wishes built up over the "holiday" that your 3 years behind in wish corrupting.

I wish freediver wasn't so behind in wish corrupting so that he could go diving with the rest of us.

 

[Bryan]

I wish freediver wasn't so behind in wish corrupting so that he could go diving with the rest of us.

Granted, but then his morale improves.

I wish our morale would improve :whack:

 

[lil sis]

Granted but only for a minute then it's even worse then when we started.
I wish my dogs weren't so stupid.

 

[freediver]

Granted but only for a minute then it's even worse then when we started.
I wish my dogs weren't so stupid.

Granted but now your intellectually sound dogs are planning to overthrow you and take the cat hostage.

I wish someone would explain to lil sis the seriousness of her dog's terrorist actions.

 

[lil sis]

granted and she convinces them to overthrow you
I wish I never had to go to school again