Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

Granted, sand makes her safety stop at 10000 ft for 3 mins but passes out due to the lack of oxgen.

I wish SubaMike would stop posting every minute on scubaboard

 

[Bryan]

Granted, your wish caused scubaboard.com to shut down for 3 days for a major upgrade, leaving thousands of people to post on the sb2 limbo site... but you got your wish... Scubamike hasn't posted in days... way to go!!! LOL

I wish I had a brisket to BBQ tomorrow...

 

[Brandon]

I wish I had a briskit to BBQ tomorrow...

Granted, you can BBQ your briskit (whatever that is), and I'll BBQ a brisket.

I wish my feet weren't asleep.

-B

 

[Bryan]

:d

 

[wstein]

I wish texan's weren't so hung on bbq'ing brisket, and just learn to do some good bbq pork.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, we'll barbeque some pork, too. We're not exclusive! It all gets into our bellies!

I wish wstein could try some alder-smoked salmon from the Pacific Northwest!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but he forgot to wash his hands, and now he has salmonella. (Can you get that from salmon?)

I wish wstein would get out of the hospital soon.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the salmonella caused brain damage and he now thinks he is a gold prospector and flies to Alaska to make his millions.

I hope fairbanksdiver has locked his doors!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but he locks himself inside after wstein wandered in looking for the bathroom, which isn't working.

I wish I could sleep more.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you finally get some perfect sleep in the morning you're to catch a flight to Mexico for some cenote diving, and you miss out.

I wish I had ScubaMike's spot for the cenote diving trip!