Corrupt-a-Wish

[Mack Diver]

Granted, right after Kallardnyc hires you to run his new tank holder company staffed by... you guessed it.

I wish Sandshaker would sponsor us all on a Floridia dive trip

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. but offroaddiver corupted it with a hurricane!!!!!

I wish there would be no hurricanes so I could sponsor a Florida dive trip for Mac Diver and all the non-Floridians

 

[wstein]

granted, but since this is only for you and non-floridians, the floridians that weren't invited steals all your dive gear so you can't dive

I wish those ebay bids would end soon for all that dive gear i got from Sandy's Non-Floridian dive party

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,..But all the gear is pink and purple...

I wish wstein wouild like the way He looks in pink

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, he likes it so much that he comes to Florida and starts painting everything in sight pink.

I wish pink manatees didn't look so much like a hangover.

 

[offroaddiver]

Granted now they are multicolor and you can hear them talk. (acid trip maybe?)

I wish i knew where my reading glasses went to....

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, you just crunched them beneath your heel.

I wish offroaddiver didn't live so far from the optometrist.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but wstein keeps taking offroaddiver’s glasses and paints them pink.

I wish the color pink was never created.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, puce is the color used in its place.

I wish Koreanfrogger's diving gear was color coordinated with puce, the new pink.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but puce "the new pink" which is really the old pink ... is pinker than normal pink… his favorite color...

off that....

I wish I got paid double time today!!!!!!!!