Corrupt-a-Wish

[Diver0001]

Granted. You'll be in a life-boat for the rest of your life.

I wish I only needed 2 hours sleep per day.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but due to a strange shift in the Earth's orbit, an hour now consists of 2 days.

I wish Diver0001 wouldn't mess with astrophysics.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he is now messing with nuclear physics, and since an hour now consists of 2 days, the half-life of nuclear waste is now 48 times longer.

I wish we all weren't glowing right now...

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, now it's just the women who are glowing. The men are all sweating like pigs.

I wish I had a towel.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, now it's just the women who are glowing. The men are all sweating like pigs.

I wish I had a towel.

Granted but it's my dog wash towel

I wish I didn't need a job

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, you no longer need a job. You do, however, still need to support yourself in some way.

I wish ScubaJen could find a better line than, "Outta gas, baby needs diapers."

:jestera::jestera::jestera:

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But her new line now is "I need diapers because I have gas"

I wish for her some diapers. ?????

 

[offroaddiver]

Guess what they're preloaded.

I wish to find my TV remote.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but after you found your remote you discovered that someone took your TV.

I wish I could dive in some warm water this weekend.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but it is your bath tub and it has a yellowish tint to it

I wish i could have gone diving this weekend