Corrupt-a-Wish

[cruisekingkris]

Granted, but now evrything else taste the way Lima beans used to taste.. Blah

I wish I could find my way to the Emerald Tower..

 

[parrottheaddiver]

granted, but now you don't remember why you were going there in the first place.

i wish i was on vacation!

 

[kallardnyc]

Granted, but yo go take the sun in Death Valley.

I wish Randy Johnson would be assasinated.

 

[Diver0001]

Some wishes shouldn't be granted....

I wish non-alcoholic beer tasted like beer.

 

[Namchief]

Some wishes shouldn't be granted....

I wish non-alcoholic beer tasted like beer.

Granted but you find that you are allergic to it and you go into anaphylactic shock every time you drink it.

I wish I would never have to pay taxes again.

 

[S. starfish]

Granted, but it's only because you got hit by an out of control schoolbus.

I wish there were catacombs filled with treasure and beer under my house that only I knew about.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but it's sealed under tons of concrete...you know about it but can't get to it.

I wish S. starfish could get out of that straightjacket.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted but now he's living with you!

I wish I could find a fabulous new job!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but it consists of taking care of S. starfish and his obsession for a mythical treasure and beer trove.

I wish ScubaJen could take S. starfish somewhere else, as my apartment is getting crowded.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but it consists of taking care of S. starfish and his obsession for a mythical treasure and beer trove.

I wish ScubaJen could take S. starfish somewhere else, as my apartment is getting crowded.

Granted..but I'm not happy about it!! :blahblah:

I wish I was living on the ocean!