Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Granted but according to ScubaMike...money doesn't buy happiness.

/QUOTE]

Of course it does! It buys you trips to Coz and better gear....

ps: ScubaMike officially has a master's degree

 

[cruisekingkris]

Granted, but it is to help sue you for libel!

I wish I could have a FFM and not the scuba kind!! (wink, wink)

Granted. But she is so big you run into to a OOA situation and it was a solo dive...hahahaha

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, follow this link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/

I wish someone would help kallardnyc with his s-drills.

 

[freediver]

Granted, follow this link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/

I wish someone would help kallardnyc with his s-drills.

Granted but considering his occupation he thinks you are referring to the stripping-drills and he finds himself, once again, nude in the middle of New Jersey.

I wish I could find the Holy Grail..............and some shrubbery!

 

[kallardnyc]

Granted, I am sending you a ticket to the grand opening or The DaVinci Code, oh and I just PM'ed you the email address and phone number of Roger the Shrubber.

I wish I could understand how the Winter Olympics killed a certain NY hockey team.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, you understand it, and you still don't like it.

I wish Roger the Shrubber would give freediver a nice little shrubbery...one with a little laurel, that he could put next to the path. (A path, a path!)

 

[Buoyant1]

Granted but you have to chop down the highest tree wiiiiiiith...A HERRING!

I wish I could just....SING!

 

[freediver]

Granted but you have to chop down the highest tree wiiiiiiith...A HERRING!

I wish I could just....SING!

Granted but everytime you start to break out in song I shall say Nih!

I wish I could fart in Taniwha's general direction.

 

[kallardnyc]

Granted, but it is a wet one and leaves a skid mark.

I wish the Yankees could hit the way they did tonite, every night.

 

[Diver0001]

Granted but now all the other teams hit even better.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in the day