Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but you are from Texas so you must already know!

I wish there were caves to dive in the DFW area.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but you are from Texas so you must already know!

I wish there were caves to dive in the DFW area.

Granted, there are lots of caves for you to dive in the Dirty Festering Water area.

I wish DiverBry wouldn't scratch in public.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, its freediver who scratches in public.

I wish freediver would lay down the plastic and get a flea dip.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but freediver buys the fleadip for DiverBry.

I wish DiverBry would get a treat

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the treat was so delicious that DiverBry fell into a deep sleep.

I wish DiverBry would wake up soon and get some work done.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but the treat was so delicious that DiverBry fell into a deep sleep.

I wish DiverBry would wake up soon and get some work done.

Granted, you wake up and find that you're so far behind in your work........you lose consciousness.

I wish DiverBry weren't allergic to the ammonia inhalant that I shoved up his nose.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he is energized by it and gets all his chores done so he can go diving.

I wish freediver and ScubaMike struck it rich in Vegas!

 

[freediver]

Granted, he is energized by it and gets all his chores done so he can go diving.

I wish freediver and ScubaMike struck it rich in Vegas!

Granted but according to ScubaMike...money doesn't buy happiness.

I wish ScubaMike knew how happy I was with all these cars, houses, investments, and dive equipment.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but ScubaMike steals all your stuff.

I wish ScubaMike could find a good lawyer.

 

[kallardnyc]

Granted, but it is to help sue you for libel!

I wish I could have a FFM and not the scuba kind!! (wink, wink)