Corrupt-a-Wish

[kallardnyc]

"Granted but now all the other teams hit even better."

Yea like that will happen.

"I wish there were more than 24 hours in the day"

Granted, but now there are more episodes in a season of "24" for geeks to obsess over.

I wish August 12th would get here already.

 

[Ken abucs]

Granted, but from now on your summers are 1 month long, and winters take 5 months.

I wish life didn't get in the way of my diving.

 

[Ken abucs]

I need to comment on this one.

Granted, but it is a wet one and leaves a skid mark.

I wish the Yankees could hit the way they did tonite, every night.

Granted, but only because they were demoted to AAA. BWAA-HA-Ha-ha

 

[furore]

Granted, but from now on your summers are 1 month long, and winters take 5 months.

I wish life didn't get in the way of my diving.

Granted. Your mother in law now expects you to bring her along everytime you go diving

I wish all the corals destroyed in sipadan would grow back.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But they grow back on your face.??

I wish that the coral would not grow back on furore face

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but now they're growing on your @ss.

I wish sandshaker would cover up her "corally" @ss.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but Taniwha has X-ray vision and is the only one who can see my "Algae Covered Corally @ss.


I wish I had some cream for that. bummer

 

[kallardnyc]

Quote:"I wish I had some cream for that. bummer"

How about a map of Hawaii?

 

[cruisekingkris]

Quote:"How about a map of Hawaii?"

Yes that can work.

what about a belly chain made of pearls?

I wish Johnson would bean a Met tonight.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, unfortunately, Johnson throws a lima bean, and it only gets halfway toward home plate, leaving the Met batter in stitches.

I wish lima beans tasted better.