Corrupt-a-Wish

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but it only works on you. Now your final judgement is enternity watching re-run tv. Mack & wstein are glad to be forever rid of the rerun tv.

I wish Kallardnyc had not tried to play God.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but it only works on you. Now your final judgement is enternity watching re-run tv. Mack & wstein are glad to be forever rid of the rerun tv.

I wish Kallardnyc had not tried to play God.

Granted, I suppose but it is probably alot easier than trying to play Twister.

I wish I knew why you guys and girls watched so much tv, how about a game of Twister instead?

 

[Marlinspike]

Ok, but you can only play with sumo wrestlers

I wish there were better diving and dive shops close to DC.

~Marlinspike

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but DC means Dick Clark, and now all the good dive shops have moved to Philadelphia.

I wish Philadelphia was closer to the ocean, so Marlinspike could dive.

 

[Diver0001]

Granted. But this was caused by a big earth quake.

I wish truth were universal.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. But this was caused by a big earth quake.

I wish truth were universal.

Granted. But the universal truth drives you insane.

I wish Diver0001 would regain his senses.

 

[freediver]

Granted. But the universal truth drives you insane.

I wish Diver0001 would regain his senses.

Granted, he regains all of his senses except his sense of smell which is probably good because, as it turns out, the truth stinks. It does, however, taste alot like chicken.

I wish Diver0001 liked original instead of crispy.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, original truth also likes Diver0001 a great deal.

I wish everyone knew the Original Truth, too!

 

[kallardnyc]

Granted, but Gaston would like to know what happened to Original Error.

I wish I was not allergic to shellfish nor bee stings!

 

[freediver]

Granted, original truth also likes Diver0001 a great deal.

I wish everyone knew the Original Truth, too!

Granted, now everyone knows that Colonel Sanders makes the best chicken anywhere with the exception of Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles.

I wish I wasn't too chicken to say what I really feel.