Corrupt-a-Wish

[DEEPSEAWOLF]

He did notice earlier, but actually hoped they were sheep in disguise.
I wish there were more places to scuba in Florida.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but now Florida is underwater and all the drag queens followed wstein to Texas.

I wish I did not have to move my family from Florida just because deepseawolf wanted more diving locations.

 

[Diver0001]

Granted, now you have to move because he did a rain-dance and it's been raining for 40 days and 40 nights.

I wish I were perfect.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but everybody else has imperfections, which makes you abnormal.

I wish everybody would just stop all that dancing (except maybe sandshaker).

 

[Bryan]

Granted, and the rain that had been falling for 40 days and 40 nights ceases, except over sandshaker, who is still doing the rain dance.

I wish I could climb Mt. Arrarrat to see the Ark.

 

[freediver]

Granted, and the rain that had been falling for 40 days and 40 nights ceases, except over sandshaker, who is still doing the rain dance.

I wish I could climb Mt. Arrarrat to see the Ark.

Granted but you slip on a timber and fall and the Ark becomes your final resting place. By the way, your laying on fossilized Platypus dung.

I wish I knew what tax collectors, rain dances and Platypus dung had in common.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you now know that corrupted wishes are the common thread, and after your epiphany, everything returns to normal.

I wish my cast were removed today instead of tomorrow!

 

[freediver]

Granted, you now know that corrupted wishes are the common thread, and after your epiphany, everything returns to normal.

I wish my cast were removed today instead of tomorrow!

Granted, cast is removed and replaced with the cast of Gilligan's Island.

I wish I could suddenly manifest and perceive words like epiphany.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are thinking of the word "flatulence" when all of a sudden all of the people who ate Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day manifest before you, and you perceive that they are having digestive distress!

I wish freediver would be careful not to create any sparks in that flammable atmosphere!

 

[freediver]

Granted, you are thinking of the word "flatulence" when all of a sudden all of the people who ate Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day manifest before you, and you perceive that they are having digestive distress!

I wish freediver would be careful not to create any sparks in that flammable atmosphere!

Granted, no better time to start my spark-free diet.

I wish cardboard and Ramen noodles tasted better.