Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but you pay double child support to DiverBry.

I wish I had a Egg McMuffin.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, But the egg comes from the African Tsetse-Fly.. mmm...mmmm...good

I wish I could afford to pay DiverBry child support ..

 

[wstein]

granted, but you have to work 5 jobs to afford it

I wish I got paid double time today without good ole uncle sam taxing me

 

[Mr. Sunday]

I wish to see as much of the world as possible while I can

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but you have to work 5 jobs to afford it

I wish I got paid double time today without good ole uncle sam taxing me

Granted, his brother Uncle Bubba grabs you by the ankles and shakes all the $$ out of you.

I wish I had some salsa for this fly egg mcmuffin.

 

[wstein]

Granted but the salsa combines with those tetsee fly eggs and makes you very sleepyyyy

I wish that uncle bubba would give me a full refund of all the money he took from me

 

[sandshaker]

:jpshakehe Granted,.. But Uncle Bubba ordered you to purchase tsetse fly muffins with your refund and share it with ScubaMike05

I wish everyone would quit eating tsetse fly muffins...that is pretty gross!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. Wstein instead starts chewing on your fin straps and wears them down.

I wish wstein had some salt for the fin straps.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But now it is tasting so good he eats way too much and gains 1,000 LBS and sinks when he dives.

I wish wstein would add helium floats instead of weights when he dives to keep from sinking.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, wstein overdoes it on the helium and has a runaway ascent and takes sanshaker with him since he's still chewing on her fin strap.

I wish sandshaker will stop for 3 minutes at 10,000 ft.