Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But you have to give wstein $1,000.00 for his trip to Vegas.

I wish I was going to Vegas!

 

[wstein]

Granted, but you have to room with me, and I snore

I wish I could win big with the $1000 that I am getting while in Vegas

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. but you have to give it to me so I can get my own room...Jeez You Snore....

I wish I new what to do with all my winnings

 

[wstein]

Granted, you decide to donate them the the Wstein Snoring Foundation.

I wish the water in Lake Mead wasn't so dang cold!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, an underwater volcano errupts and makes it boiling hot :d

I wish wstein wouldn't dive in boiling hot water

 

[wstein]

Granted, instead you dive in the boiling hot water in my place

I wish I was diving in the keys this weekend

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted. The Toyota, Honda, GM, Saturn, etc keys keep poking you and crack your mask. bummer.

I wish I were playing XBox right now

 

[wstein]

Granted, but for everytime you die, you get beat with a whip

I wish all those keys would stop cracking my mask

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, they start pulling your wetsuit and give you a wedgie.

i wish everytime I die, wstein gets a bigger wedgie

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but wstein’s wedgie got so big it pushed his checks out so far that he can no longer fit through a door. As a result, he remains indoors on a computer all day long lambasting the rest of us.

I wish wstein could get outdoors and get some fresh air.